A 21 year old girl from Philadelphia on a mission to find the best Dick in the country. I post about cannabis, sex, and cats. Enjoy. :)
If I don’t get a hard fuck soon I’m going to gain 5lbs eating because I need one or the other.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Being home is weird.
It’s like 7:30 at night and my mom calls and asks me “What did you do today? What are you doing right now”?
My immediate thought: I was blogging, Moo-ooom (the way I used to say it in high school)
My actual response: Oh, I called ______ and e-mailed _____ and worked out and made a smoothie.
Why doesn’t blogging count as something proactive?!
NO SHE IS NOT WEARING A WEED DRESS.
SHARON MOTHERFUCKING NEEDLES LET ME SMOKE YOU UP ON SOME FINE, GURL.
(Source: kialexander)
I’m really sorry about what I did. And I know you can’t forgive me but just to even things out, here is all my weird secret stuff. I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting. Which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment. Like, never. I have had three doughnuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a country steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn’t leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow, I am a mess. There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I’m voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here’s one: when I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasy stuff about Gopher from The Love Boat. And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today.
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald, Flappers and Philosophers (via aurelle)
(Source: starsgoboom)
She’s so adorable!
Trigger Warning: Mentions self harm/hate, eating disorders, mental trauma.
Welp, I figured it being “swimsuit season” I’d attempt to show all you beautiful people out there that no matter what all the ads say, you should love yourself, no matter what shape, size, color, whatever you are. I’m 19 and for the past six years, I’ve been living with my mother whom, I love her to death but, she likes to remind me that I “have a bit of a stomach”. It took me so many years to learn to ignore her. But that’s only after I resorted to
self-harmandstarving myself. Now, I’m learning to accept every inch of my body, however slow a process it may be. Everyday, I stand in front of that mirror and remind myself that I’ve been too far to give up now. I’m not perfect, I’m not attractive according to what the media may say, but I’m beautiful on the inside and the out. And no matter what, there’s no doubt in my mind that you are too. Here’s my tumblr, I’m always here to help you through whatever it is you need anonymous or not.
WHY AREN’T I WEARING THESE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW?! WHY. WHERE DO I BUY THESE. I WILL SPEND MONEY I DONT HAVE.
(Source: peau-rose)
How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compare Globally
The U.S. only cares about those individuals who can work and if you can’t work or need accommodations, we don’t give a fuck. We just want you to work. America don’t give out free shit to no one.
That is unless you don’t have money and you’re not from here, then by all means, we can accommodate you.
